NoobCraft: Where I Fail at Everything

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Are you terrible at building? Can’t survive a night without getting blown up by a creeper? Constantly falling into lava pits? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and embrace your inner noob with pride. We have a special “Fail Hall of Fame” where we showcase the most epic fails of our players. Trust us, you’ll fit right in.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who will guide you to hidden treasures if you can decipher its clucks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of the ancient Minecraft gods.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of epic fails, ghostly chickens, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate noob champion!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MinPire

Economy, Survival, Towny

Want to own vast acres of land? MinPire is the place for you. Earn in game money, buy plots, and own the world!

We’ve got a great economy! Even our villagers would nod in agreement!

Towns are cheap! Start your town for free and claim as many plots as you can afford!

Soon to have cross-game cross play!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Slomc

Multiplayer Survival, Survival

We are a Slovenian Minecraft server that offers a lot of fun!

• We always try to keep the server accessible on the latest version of the game and also accessible to “crack” lauchers.

USEFUL LINKS:🌍 https://slomc.si/🛒 https://store.slomc.si/📚 https://wiki.slomc.si/🟢 https://status.slomc.si/

SOCIAL NETWORKS:🌍 https://discord.slomc.si☄️ https://www.instagram.com/slomc.si/🪖 https://www.tiktok.com/@slomc💖 https://www.youtube.com/@SLOMC

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Palterra

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Palterra is a Survival, Non PvP, No Grief Server. While primarily a survival server, Palterra offers an Economy with Player Shops, Spleef, Parkour, Quests with Unique Storylines, Ranks, Horse Races, Elytra Time Trials and so much more. We run events every week so feel free to join us. We are keen to meet you. Join us at palterra.apexmc.co

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, Anarchy, OneBlock… 💎 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

IP: TWC.SU

Server version: 1.20 – 1.204

Our modes:

OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Raise your level and get into the history of the server! Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like! Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

Our advantages and features:

Best server! Login from a PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Constant Events, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock, Anarchy, Hardcore , Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

Play with the best!

Stay with the best!

Become the best!

Versions: 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.X

Made for a comfortable game!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	44912
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	69

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Malaguitaland

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Nitronetmc

Arena Pvp, Kit, Levels, Multiplayer Survival, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to NitroNetMC, a semi-economy based survival server with exciting features such as kits, voting rewards, and high performance dedicated servers powered by Ryzen 5 @ 4.8 Ghz with 32GB RAM. Our server is constantly evolving with daily development updates and patches to enhance your gameplay experience. Please note that the server is currently in early access and our web services and game content will be updated before our official release. We value our community’s feedback and would greatly appreciate any error or bug reports on our Discord server at discord.gg/kCdSQY3XHH. Join us today and start your adventure in NitroNetMC!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Cordenva

PvP, Survival

Cordenva is a network which has survival and pvp. To learn more, visit our website at www.cordenva.tk or join the server at Cordenva.aternos.me!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2121

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GalaxyWorld. Apocalypse City + Minecraft Space Server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Economy, Hardcore, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

The server runs on versions 1.16.5-1.20.x (No mods. You can log in from any launcher)

• Space with planets and gravity (any player can have his own planet with private)

• Endless city of the apocalypse (everyone can create their own city and become its mayor)

• New mobs (herobrines, ender skeletons, demons, ghosts, etc.)

• Renewable treasures with cool loot (netzer armor, totems, elytra, etc.)

• Machine guns to protect your territory from mobs

• The wipe was in August and will not happen again

• Online 24 hours a day

• Mature and fair admins

• 100% guarantee that the server will not be disconnected (as happens with 80% of servers). The server first opened in 2014

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minecraft empire

Achievements, Adventure, Antigrief, Clans, Guns, Mature Staff, Multiplayer Survival, Player Shops

Come in to create your empire (clan) on our server! Will you be clan friendly or will you put the whole world at your feet?

Will you build or have your home built? You can make it look amazing, if someone destroys it report it to the staff or use /report if you know who did it!

In addition to all this you will find: Weapons, shops and strict, fair and friendly staff!

(If you need help, look at the chat, every now and then some advice will appear!)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6726	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

OceanCraft – Survival in the endless ocean Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival

The server runs on versions 1.16.5-1.20.x (No mods. You can log in from any launcher)

– The whole world is an endless ocean (8 sea biomes with all structures and dungeons + 2 bonus biomes)

– Sunken ships with renewable treasures around the world

– New custom mobs (swimming endermen, flying guards, Herobrine, giant stingray for 20 blocks)

– Water transport (rafts and submarines)

– Quests based on RAFT

– Islands with loot

– No wipes

– Online 24 hours a day

– 100% guarantee that the server will not be disconnected (as happens with 80% of servers). The server is already 2 years old!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NemoCraft

Creative, Survival

Multi-world server with survival and creative worlds. Anti-griefing plugins installed. Casual survival rules like keep inventory. May add more survival worlds in the future with stricter rules.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Reignmonarch

Abilities, Balanced Economy, Box, Custom Enchants, RPG, smp, Zombie Survival, zombies

ReignMonarch!

CUSTOM SMP WITH MAGIC, SUPERPOWERS, CUSTOM ITEMS, CUSTOM LOOT IN CHESTS, CUSTOM BOSSES, CUSTOM ENCHANTS

RANDOMKITS WITH CUSTOM ITEMS, CUSTOM ENCHANTS, AND MORE

CUSTOM RPG WITH CUSTOM ITEMS AND CUSTOM MOBS AND CUSTOM BOSSES

ZOMBIE SURVIVAL WITH GUNS AND CUSTOM LOOT CHESTS TO SURVIVE AND BUILD

SKYMINING(BOX) WITH CUSTOM ITEMS

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

THE XD

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

THE XD is an external server, inspired by 2B2T. It is anarchic, for version 1.15.2, hacks allowed and not premium. Make your base 5k or more from the spawn so it doesn’t get tapped. Server created on: 4/7/2020

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Xeoncraft server Minecraft

Cities

XeonCraft Towny is a vanilla server on version 1.20.1. The server has a full-fledged city system. Cities can be captured, and if your city is attacked, you will have to defend yourself! For the branch, players have several interesting events: war for airdrops and passing dungeons.

Server Features:

Cities and NationsCity privatesWar between Cities and NationsCity flight modeDungeon system Airdrop WarBoat RacePetsPVP DuelsNew monsters Daily questsDaily rewardsGame menu (/menu)Economy (Points, money)No donation

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Alteria Minecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

New Semi-Vanilla RP Server Looking for Builders and Potential Server Staff.

Featuring: Towny Player-Based Economy Sign Shops Future VIP rewards

We are a small server that was originally for friends and family, but have decided to expand outward and incorporate more features and new experiences.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Crops Grown:	5528	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.