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LebCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

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so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mines Excavated:	2437
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

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Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8650	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5780	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchantments Applied:	74

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ozempic-FreeZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockBuster10/10

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Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	76
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mines Excavated:	2421	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ores Mined:	4502
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

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so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

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Server Name	Draconicraft SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

2. How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

4. What is the server’s primary language?

English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

5. How large is the server world?

The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

6. Can I build large projects on the server?

Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

8. How can I contact the server admins?

You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Royal Torture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	280
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0