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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8007 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.