Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

Absurd, Baffling, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, confusion, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, mind-boggling, Minecraft, nonsense, Nonsensical, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, Unexplainable, unfathomable

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	9019
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mines Excavated:	1471	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	9281	Votes:	906
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Villages Defended:	6

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Secret Passages Found:	7

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ores Mined:	8207
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	162
Enchantments Applied:	76	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	964
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1140

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com