Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1012	Void Armor Forged:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1732
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	9084
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	761	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7027	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6289	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7252	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8152
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crops Grown:	5902
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.