NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crops Grown:	5113
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Emeralds Found:	4508

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1214	Gods Slained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Crops Grown:	5905
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.