NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Star Shards Collected:	290	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1358

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Farms Harvested:	965	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	61
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Void Armor Forged:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	2067	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magic Items Found:	6451	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.