NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	463
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	449	Magic Items Found:	3138
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	6507	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4994
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	982
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7604

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2265

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.