NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	4772
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Zombie Dances:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7361	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8066	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	4383	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	5074	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.