NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	141	Astral Projections Made:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	118	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	3371
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchantments Applied:	195
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5059	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	243	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1262
Zombie Dances:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3909	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	2861	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2294
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.