NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3300	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Potions Brewed:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	New Chunks Explored:	767018
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	209
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	163

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	249	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6385	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	109	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6025	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	742639

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Towns Built:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	195
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Potions Brewed:	153
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9307
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.