NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	288460	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Items Found:	6610
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	200

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	900003
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Star Shards Collected:	295	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	1543
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5919
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	7014	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.