NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7369	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Animals Bred:	106	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2343	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Love Letters Sent:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	9105
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3140	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	6931
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.