NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	47
Animals Bred:	134	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Farms Harvested:	581	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Towns Built:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	172

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Animals Bred:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Animals Bred:	79	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	136

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Items Found:	8046	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.