NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7115	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ores Mined:	8024	Dragon Eggs Found:	8535
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	1040	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magic Items Found:	6395	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Farms Harvested:	566
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.