NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	356
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	9407	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7311	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	466	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3274
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7561	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.