NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mines Excavated:	4912

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	405
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	269982
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9912

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	8279
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.