NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Potions Brewed:	21
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2337	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9649
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mines Excavated:	1482
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	2006
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	5973	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Ores Mined:	3253
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Animals Bred:	50	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!