NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Emeralds Found:	2039
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	151	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	4168
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Potions Brewed:	98	Players Killed by Monsters:	4130
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	264
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.