NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1899	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	161
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	595
Buildings Constructed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Emeralds Found:	545	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1725	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!