NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	5925	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Animals Bred:	65	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Crops Grown:	8892	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	3724	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Star Shards Collected:	229
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mines Excavated:	4449	Dragons Tamed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.