NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3758
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5664
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Towns Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Zombie Dances:	1	Farms Harvested:	673
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	3568	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	109
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4821
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6442
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!