NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	61
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Skybrawl

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	86

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MyMetaverse

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MyMeta Minecraft Server The worlds first blockchain Minecraft network features adrenaline-pumping minigames, interesting quests, and personal real estate.

Players can now link their Enjin wallet in order to use the blockchain assets they own in the server.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Accolademc network

Bed wars, bedrock, Cracked, Economy, Factions, Kit PvP, Op skyblock, PvP, Survival

Here at the AccoladeMc Network, we’re trying our best to provide our players with an engaging server that makes them keep coming back!

Our server supports versions from 1.16-1.20.x. We recently launched our brand new Lifesteal server, and we’re about to release our Skyblock server very soon!.

AccoladeMc Network Features:

Lag Free NetworkFriendly CommunityCustom EnchantmentsEconomyPvP ArenaLifstealShopsJobsPractice PvP24/7 StaffBedrock and Java CompatibilityAnd so much more…

Come join us to begin your wonderful adventure!

Java IP: play.accolademc.xyz

Bedrock IP: pe.accolademc.xyz:19132

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tough Roads Whitelist Vanilla Community

Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to the Tough Roads Whitelisted Community Page We are looking for community driven and friendly players to add to the server. We have yet to launch the server in it’s full capacity and plan to do so during the week depending on those that join! We hope to provide a friendly and laid-back experience that is not only driven for a small group of friends but also oriented to having players actually work together in a group. Join the discord to apply!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Farms Harvested:	171	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.