NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3276	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2330	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mines Excavated:	3466	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	53
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!