NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7895	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AUGamers Server

PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Welcome to AUGamers Community! EH!

Server Description: 24/7 AUGamers Mod Pack Lag Free

Our own mod pack which can be downloaded through the Technic Launcher using: http://www.technicpack.net/api/modpack/augamers This is a new world with new people joining everyday. I am adding a shop for the players to buy/sell items with a lag free experience.

We are adding to the world all the time, and have a friendly TeamSpeak 3 server for everyone to chat.

AUGamers welcomes all new comers to come and see for yourself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Villages Defended:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Los Aldeanos Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Towny

Plots, HungerGames, Variety of Spawns and Arenas, The Best Parkours and Arenas Minigames. Ip:Aldeanosmc.com Version 1.8.1 onwards.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4017	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Undisclosed Gaming

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	2504	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DwD Gaming

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

DwD MCNetwork is a rapid PvE RPG server feature different jobs, cities, quests and much more, with custom perks, brought to you by our Staff and Community Members. The server is revolved around Pl3xCities, developed by @BillyGalbreath. During the beginning of your journey on DwD MCNetwork you may find it a little challenging but, who doesn’t like a challenge!

When you join DwD MCNetwork server you are listed as a Guest this icon represents Guest Rank with limited features. You are first located in our Spawn world, we have dedicated Spawn to its own dimension for the purpose of NPC Quest, NPC Missions, Shops, Events and any other perks that revolves Staff. If you are wanting to have protected areas, free from griefers, you can visit our Cities world Command: /cities . Guest users are able to join any city and become a citizen, you start out with 10,000 Dollars and 50 Coins, choose wisely with the plot/land you decide to purchase. Make sure you browse each City before making a final choice, some cities may cost more and some cities may have better land.

More Information can be found @ DwD MCNetwork Wiki Page https://forums.downwithdestruction.net/wiki/MCNetwork

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Tinycraft 1.7.2

Here is the Brand new 1.7.2 Survival/Factions/KitPVP/Skyblockserver for everyone.Come join us and be part of our family :)! I will try to livestream and YouTube on the server often! Livestream: http://www.twitch.tv/vtxeliminate and YT: http://www.youtube.com/user/VTXEliminate

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RoamCraft Networks

Mini Games, Prison, PvP

RoamCraft is a prison server. You begin in prison, where you must work through our many ranks by selling ores and gems you mine. You may PVP in designated areas, but don’t let the guards see!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1571	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlazeMc

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Factions, Towny, Prison, WarZ, Survival Games, Creative and Survival, PVP.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Let’s Mine Reallife

You will soon find our detailed server description here Look forward to it! 😀

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Animals Bred:	101	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ElitePvpGaming

198.154.103.121 that is my ip hope to see you then

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JanjaTown Prison

A PRISON SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	298	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Geomecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated Minecraft Server With Everything You Can Imagine and More from Creative to PVP, including Games. You can enjoy the best experience in Minecraft, and you can also talk to us through our private ts (Team Speak) (ts.geomecraft.com). You will enjoy a wide variety of games and activities and also periodically perform Habra events. Visit Our website http://www.geomecraft.com/ for better information. We are waiting!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BWL Servers

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Custom World Generation Friendly Players No Lag No pay2win Server Shop – /shop Land Claims – /claim Skyblock – /is Plotworld – /plot auto

Why play on the big networks or random servers hosted on Grandma’s wifi? We’ve been around since 2012 and aren’t going anywhere.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	92
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wynncraft – Minecraft MMORPG

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock

Wynncraft is the largest fully-featured MMORPG Minecraft server. No mods required!

Explore a vast and rich world with thousands of other players! Forge your own path! No mods are required to play.

Choose between 5 classes and 15 archetypes. Level up, trade on the player market, slay bosses, discover secrets and loot, capture territories with your guildmates, and much more. The choice is yours!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AU Gamers

FREE Tekkit Server (Race to Space) 50 Slots. Claim Blocks, Store. 4 Admins. Come and have a blast.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Go-Craft Server network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games

Hello Minecrafters, We are GoCraft, a server network, we are trying to be the best for each player, we wil help the player from start to finish, we have servers for young and old for Dutch and English everything is possible,

Greetings Go-Craft Team,

[Cracked Server][GoldRush][survival 1.8 World][skyblock][factions][creative][kit_pvp every 24 hours automatic map rotation][No lagg][32 G b Ram][24/7]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!