NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2249
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	22
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Emeralds Found:	374

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	New Chunks Explored:	792299
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3280
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3721	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4740	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Warzonedefenders

Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Minecraft “First Person Shooter” Server Host:join.warzonedefenders.com Website: http://warzonedefenders.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1097

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WolfCraft

Economy

WolfCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Strongholdcraft

A factions, pvp, griefing, and all around war-fest server. We allow pvp, griefing, TNT cannons, and any other thing that floats your boat.

We have a small team of relaxed, patient staff, who are at your service, and some awesome donor ranks!

Complete with a player market, and an adminshop!

We also have the bloodmoon which will kick your ass!

Factions, PvP, Griefing, Bloodmoon, Economy, TNT

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Love Letters Sent:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3021	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.