NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	3445
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VumCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	162	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7262	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	2024

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1423
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1982

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Void Armor Forged:	16	Alien Abductions:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
New Chunks Explored:	765546	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	2277	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.