NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5857
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	6480
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8032	Towns Built:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Items Found:	3078
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	43
Mines Excavated:	4291	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

German Infected Gamers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	287
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	158	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Parsonage

Parsonage is an up to date server with experienced staff and a friendly community. Looking for valued players such as yourself if your reading this 😛

Parsonage comes equipped with its own custom modpack and a whole can of woop ……. butt

The Parsonage experience is a modpack and multiplayer server made for that modpack to allow for a group of balanced mods for focus on improving three major areas of your gaming experience and simply watching how they blend together. Those three main focal points are tech, cosmetics, and farming.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.