NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7398	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Buildings Constructed:	34	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	1954
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8428
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8078	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7104	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1455
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Void Gems Collected:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchantments Applied:	96	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.