NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DestinyPVP

You have conquered hundreds of other servers…Your faction ruling them all. Everyone looking up to you in terror. Now there is one server left to conquer. A unique one. One with different weapons, with armor abilities, with features some servers have never even heard of. The time has come to create your own destiny, and leave your mark in history.

DestinyPVP is a new type of Faction server. Instead of using the generic vanilla minecraft mechanics and weapons, we use custom weapons and armor to give PVP a whole new feeling. We pride ourselves on being unique, and that is what we intend on being. We have friendly staff and a kind community. The best part is, we are able to provide all with NO LAG!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AirPlay

/Towny/PvP/Loot

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DodgyCraft

Hello and Welcome to DodgyCraft. We are a semi op factions raiding server. We are a reasonably new server and we are looking for people who can be active staff members. Our aim is to bring raiding in factions to a whole new level. We do all kinds of interesting things within our server for instance we do lost of tournaments with nice prizes to be won. We also reward those that find bugs/glitches or are reporting players for breaking the rules. Come and join us if you interested in having some fun with your friends or even if your interested in starting a raiding series on youtube. We have a youtuber rank for those who think they fit the criteria.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	124
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Down Under Survival

Economy Based, Limited PVP, Friendly Admins, Prism Protected, Regular Serverwide Skype and Teamspeak Chats

We are a new server that was created by 3 admins who were sick of the corrupt administration we had witnessed on previous servers. We regularly hold server wide skype and teamspeak chats and have a up and running economy that allows players the freedom to set up their own shops. Due to the varied schedules of the admins, the server will be moderated most, if not all the time. Feel free to ask the admins for more details if you have any questions about anything

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Fieldcraft

Fan of PvP? So come and play on the Fieldcraft PvP Factions server, lots of things await you like HungerGames, War, Spleef etc… Lag-free server! Join more than 80 people connected per evening, regular events are organized every day, plugins translated and created by us to guarantee you a unique game mode. You will never get bored, we create new games every week! Join the community now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Buid-Hive – The Walls

On our The Walls Server you have 15 mins Time to get weapons and equipment, after this 15 mins the walls will drop and you are able to fight.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	235
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ores Mined:	3041

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

VumCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Animals Bred:	179
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

COBEL

FREEBUILD ECONOMY FACTIONS SURVIVAL GAMES PAINTBALL MOBARENA

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Kotoba Miners

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TeamSpeak: voice.kotobaminers.org. Welcome!! Welcome! Hello all, and welcome to Kotoba Miners! Hello, I’m cheapsh0t, the administrator of this server. What to expect: How our server works: A friendly and polite community (including the staff!!) consisting of Japanese and English speaking players. Friendly Japanese and foreign players Opportunities to practice your English/Japanese in a safe and comforting environment. The perfect environment to practice English and Japanese Weekly lessons: http://www.kotobaminers.org/events/weekly So, if you want to join a friendly community of native and non-native English speakers, join today!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zapple Nation

This server has CTF Paintball and spleef we are working on adding more as you read this. Admins are friendly. The games are fun. And No Whitelist!!! Rules 1. Be Nice 2. No Hacking 3. No asking for op 4. Try not to swear 5. No Spamming 6. No Advertising 7. No offensive Buildeings 8. No 1×1 Towers 9. No Full Cap messages 10. Don’t Bug the Admins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	70

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3261	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.