NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	114	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2422
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	61
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Villages Defended:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

German Infected Gamers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	57
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Almura

SpoutCraft 1.5.2. over 1.4k custom blocks. Tiered membership levels. Members have residents rights. To become a member all you have to do is build a unique house with furniture. Great user-base with helpful mods/admins. five different realms to explore. Nether is pure PVP. Owner is a legacy Spoutcraft developer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

InstaPvP

Factions,PvP,Hardcore,Raiding,Great Shop,Mcmmo,Great Staff,Pvp Arena,Fast Xp,Fastsoup,ScoreBoard,Drop Party.

Xp Bottles For Cheap + Lots Of Building And PvP. Not Loads Of VIP’s Running Around With Kits nearly Everyone Legit. [1.6.2]

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2132

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DaleTech Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A community built minecraft server with a focus on building and fun. We have many interesting plugins and ways to play. Come join us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dragonhollow

Hardcore, PvP, Survival

After the Minecraft World’s 1.8 catastrophic events, Dragonhollow fell into apocalyptic chaos and life ceased to exist.

New life sprang from a small pool of water which became the centre of the world’s existence. First, the world of Dragonhollow was reborn, the creatures both good and bad, once again flooded the forests. On February 1st, 2015, nomads once again began to gather and settle on the fertile land; conquering it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7780	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.