NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Towns Built:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JR Minecraft

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PwnCraft PvP

PwnCraft isn’t your average Minecraft server. Not only being 24/7, lag-free, we also offer more than just a place to kill, raid, and build. We offer much more. Come on PwnCraft and start your unique adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

B-Craft

Welcome to B-Craft! B-Craft was founded on August 7th, 2013, by Otisdiver and Blublankie- previous owners of “Alphamine” -and we’re excited to be back in the server business. Here at B-Craft we have set up a PvP/PvE/Economy server, so that everyone can find something to do. In addition to the PvP and economy there is a mob arena set up, which can be minutes to hours of fun! (Depending on your skill level)

We hope you’ll come give us a try! s46.hosthorde.com:25645

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Players Killed by Monsters:	1412

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SocialCraft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! On SocialCraft, you can socialize with friends, while having tons of fun. We have mini games, cool parties, and many more awesome things.

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Our IP is a one of a kind, awesome IP address. It stands for Minecraft SocialCraft US. If you haven’t already guessed it, it’s hosted in the US, so the two owners, Jake, and Willie, play on US time zones. SocialCraft is revolutionizing Minecraft servers, all over the world. We are the first, and the best social server, so be sure to log on to SocialCraft, today!

Willie and I are two friends that wanted to own a server. Our dreams started, when we launched our factions server. After we grew that, we decided we wanted to make something groundbreaking. Our solution was to make a social server. We decided to make SocialCraft. This server is a groundbreaking social server. It does something no server has ever done before. This server is for having fun, and socializing. You can meet new players, and do many awesome things. We have tons of cool plugins, and features such as, plots, mini games, and much more. Be sure to join SocialCraft, today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Maevicore hub

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Maevicore is a server that utilities a significant number of plugins in order to provide a fulfilling experience for all kinds of players – from PVP to RPG, there is something for everyone. We have an economy, protection plug-ins, NPCs, Magic, a huge adventure world filled with quests and much more! We run a no-lag, all fun server, with no white list so all are welcome!

Our Website: http://maevicore.com Our creative server: op.maevicore.com Our Host: http://www.prominecrafthost.com/clients/aff.php?aff=154 Our Website Host: http://www.enjin.com/?ref=5122077 (I would highly recomend Enjin, very easy to setup, easy to use! With a buycraft like feature for free and much much more!!! We are very happy with it!)

This server offers a unique and expansive storyline which uses the Questing system to provide both an impressive and satisfying experience!

As previously stated, we use over 55 plug-ins to provide a great experience. Our server is hosted in USA, alongside both a strong bandwidth and over 30GB RAM, so you can enjoy our server without fear of lag. We currently offer 100 slots, with the capacity to expand as far and high as we want, so bring your friends along because there is room for all on Maevi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MerkPvP

Join Play.MerkPvP.Com For Fun PvP,Raiding,mcMMO,Factions,Drop Parties, And Nice Staff!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NomadiCraft

Vanilla server with a nice staff and simple rules. Arena for fighting mobs, withers, players. Capture the flag. Several villages and other fun things too. Now accepting new players. Check out JustCurtisxD on Youtube for a tour.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Melancholie

Survival

Melancholie is Minecraft’s #1 Survival community. We offer Regular Holiday Events, Custom Quests, Weekly Resetting Mine World (kill the Ender Dragon Weekly), tons of Loot Crates, Lottery, Daily Rewards, Biome Portals, Active Staff, Friendly and Helpful Community, Custom Economy, Starting Money, Enderfarm XP Farm, Death Chests, Custom Items, Discord, Website and Forums and so much more!

What are you waiting for? Join Us @ Melancholie.Cubed.Pro

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

FutureRealms

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

The FutureRealms Network offers a fun collection of various gamemodes. We have been online since 2013 under the name “FutureRealms”. We do allow cracked / offline mode users to join!

Our server IP is play.FutureRealms.nl or mc.FutureRealms.nl, join us now!

The gamemodes we host are: • Towny – Build your epic town with fellow players, in a peaceful environment with optional PvP! • Factions – Lead your Faction to victory with your clan mates in a hardcore PvP world! • Creative – Show your creativity in a Plot based world, with free WorldEdit for all our members! • RebelWar – Enjoy the countless hours of fighting against zombies, players with many kits to unlock!

Website: www.FutureRealms.nl Forums: www.FutureRealms.nl/forums/portal.php Teamspeak 3: ts3.FutureRealms.nl Network IP: play.FutureRealms.nl

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crops Grown:	1257
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pawncraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Pawncraft is an RPG-style server. We have many plugins running, to both ensure that the server is grief-free (Well, not technically grief-free, but we’re able to find griefers as soon as you/we find a griefed spot and rollback their damages) as well as to provide you with more features in the game, such as portals, for easy travelling (We also have portals to the Nether!), mounts, because, who doesn’t want to ride something? And of course, levels, which include woodcutting, mining, archery, repairing and much much more. We also have an economy and currency system, run by the infamous iConomy. Our currency “Pawn” is used for many things, from purchasing blocks, to protecting your town, to having an easy to use portal that can be used to travel to your town. Of course, we have even more plugins running and you can find out about commands and how to use stuff on our forum.

If you think you like the sound of this server and love playing RPG’s, check out pawncraft.co.uk. It’s completely free to join and doesn’t require any applications. You will be a guest at first but by following the few steps at spawn will allow you to easily make yourself a member. Note: You cannot spawn items in this server (You can spawn items in the Creative world, but to become a member here requires an application). Griefing is not tolerated. For a list of rules, check this thread:http://pawncraft.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=18.0The server has a lot of plugins and thus has quite a learning curve so do please read/watch our tutorials. Please read the server information section of our forum for information on commands and rules.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Towns Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Mavicraft Server

MAVICRAFT FACTIONS VPS SERVER OUR SERVER HAS 0 LAG AND IT IS EASY TO MAKE MONEY. I THINK THERE WILL BE NO ONE NOT SATISFIED WITH OUR SERVER. WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO ENTER OUR SERVER WITH OUR ADMINISTRATIVE TEAM.

OUR TIP:

MAVİCRAFT.MİNECRAFT.TO

78.143.13.253:25565

THERE IS NO DISCRIMINATION. IF YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT ABOUT A PLAYER, PEN AND PAPER WILL BE PROVIDED FREE OF CHARGE IN THE SPAWN AREA AND YOU CAN SEND IT TO OUR PETITION BOX, I SAY AGAIN, WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR YOU.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Void Gems Collected:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SkyGrid 1.6.2

The most EPIC skygrid server on minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dunterra PvP

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Factions like you’ve never played before! Dunterra PVP – the one of a kind faction server like no other. Featuring never seen before Energy Factions gamemode, the faction plugin prioritising PvP. No more ugly base defences or complicated cannons, Energy factions brings a unique experience for all players, veteran or not!

With its reasonable amount of custom enchantments and biomes, Dunterra PvP blows factions right out the sky and gives the server extraordinary elements and aspects for everyone to enjoy! Finally, PvP is balanced to perfection with the exclusive treasure-based economy and frequent events including Koth, vote parties, and community driven events. Say goodbye to attack cool-down delays as we bring 1.8 PvP to 1.10 with combat patches including knockback and axe damage fixes. All of this and more on Dunterra, featuring both 1.9-1.10 support. Factions just got a whole lot better.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Keangdom

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

slowly building up in a pre-beta stage

Our focus is to remove all the worries associated with online Minecraft, so you can have fun and make friends while playing the game we all know and love!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6465
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Farms Harvested:	631	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sanctum

Hardcore survival in version 1.6.2 We have awesome plugins like MCMMO and a great economy plugin. We have great staff members some being bsand, Noble1xCarter, barneyofmen981, and our admin mixon87. We have a survival world along with another world that is in the creative mode we like to call “The Sandbox”! We also have a donations program – when you donate you will recieve specials perks and fun permissions. Enjoy!! IP: mc.sanc.us

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magic Items Found:	3159
Divine Spears Created:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!