NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Crops Grown:	8951
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Villages Defended:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Optic Craft

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AppleCraft

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ToXIc MC

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MC-Creative

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8856	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TheBroadSword Server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	58433
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Animals Bred:	75	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MinecraftUK.com

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Animal Town

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Underverse

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Scorched Earth

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.