NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Minecraft Bay

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Darkrider

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	677
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EDO’S WORLD

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	New Chunks Explored:	67204
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	165
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Towns Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ores Mined:	7313	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5256	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GameChatWorld

A friendly, no nonsense server, with regular members and helpful staff. Server is survival so you can pick out any open part of the world and start building. Worried about grief? No need to worry, just inform the nearest staff member and they will punish the wrongdoer and roll back any damage done!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

northern Realms

– Welcome to Northern Realms MC. We are proud to anounce the grand Re-opening of the long awaited peaceful, economy based, Towny server known as Northern Realms. We are the third generation in a long line of past PvP Towny servers, Hardcore PvP Faction servers, and now as a Family Friendly Economy based Towny Server. The staff of the server have been working on this server for a long time now, and are finally releasing the IP to the public ( 69.175.124.76 ).

– Come and check out the servers amazing spawn built by many people including Jonnyboy838, Khrysteen1973, Maalur, Codebomb, Pumpumrasta, daabest1. We encourage many new players to join and ask questions if you need help. You will find that you will be able to progress quickly in the world of Minecraft with the help of not only the staff, but everyone else on the server as well.

– If you have any questions before joining, or while on the server, or just want to chat, feel free to log onto the Teamspeak 3 server and talk to all of us here at Northern Realms ( ts43.gamespeak.com:9269 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be epic!!).

– We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

All of the above and much more at Northern Realms!63.209.37.233:9111 ) as we always have someone on to talk. We will soon be having drop parties of items once we start getting a steady flow of people (P.S: They will be awesome :3).

We hope to see you all very soon. From all of us over at Northern Realms, we hope you have a wonderful time.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.