NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4455
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Yitzy101s Prison Server

Server rules: http://yitzy101.com/rules

Server features: http://yitzy101.com/about

We assist all of our users via our ticket support system (help desk): http://help.yitzy101.com. All ban appeals, plugin suggestions, reporting, is handled there.

Our amazing staff: http://yitzy101.com/staff

We are always open to new ideas and suggestions from our users. Simply submit a ticket (http://help.yitzy101.com) to our support team and we will respond within 24-48 hours.

* All ban appeals are (only) dealt with via our support tickets system *

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	127	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Outburst Designs

Need a Minecraft Animated Banner for only 7$ ? Email us at [email protected]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ores Mined:	5978
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Dimension Hops:	0	Farms Harvested:	551

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Nerd Nation Factions

Factions

Hey my Sever is Now up and running on 1.6.4 Thanks

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Novylen

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ores Mined:	9423
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ores Mined:	2630	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Animals Bred:	74	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Buildings Constructed:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Toro League

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Items Found:	2490	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AmishSMP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Villages Defended:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.