NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelmonCraft

FTB, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

PixelmonCraft.com Pixelmon Reforged Server

Are you a fan of Minecraft? Are you a fan of Pokemon? Then you are in the right place! Pixelmoncraft combines the two and on our player friendly server you can catch pokemon, compete with friends, find boss pokemon to conquer, challenge gym leaders and earn badges, train and improve your pokemon, buy and sell items in our online auction, trade pokemon with each other and explore our Pixelmon Servers.

Visit our website on Pixelmoncraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	1473	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Darkserver

Creative Server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mines Excavated:	2288
Alien Abductions:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Sombrero Tekkit

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MIneShake Network

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5559
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crops Grown:	9117

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ServerUnti

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7528	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Phoenix Craft

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3452	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Equestrian Realm

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!