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What Exactly Does He Do? Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the mobs have all formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Creepers are on strike, skeletons are picketing, and zombies are protesting for better brain lunches. It’s chaos, I tell you!

But that’s not all – the server owner is a mad scientist who has created a potion that turns players into chickens every full moon. It’s clucking madness! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and chaotic, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ꜰᴇᴅᴅᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ Minecraft server

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ɢʀɪᴇꜰ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ. 1.19.x – 1.20.x, come and play with your friends 🙂 Summer update is already on the server

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your kids getting zapped by toaster ovens and turning into crispy critters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and ban drug use to protect your little ones from becoming human toasties! Our server is a safe haven where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of kitchen appliances coming to life and attacking you. So come on down and join us for some electrifyingly fun times!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Election Day Madness Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve entered a parallel universe. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the government and the only way to defeat it is by wearing a tinfoil hat while singing the national anthem backwards. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Back in the Day Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching your favorite TV show – you might not understand everything at first, but you’ll be hooked before you know it!

Join our server and embark on an epic adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! From mysterious quests to thrilling challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. And just like binge-watching your favorite show, you won’t be able to stop playing once you start.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the excitement and intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way. Get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you pleasantly surprised and wanting more!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3032

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

> You think Donald Trump bombed on Joe… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown between Donald Trump and Joe Rogan in a virtual world! Will Trump build a wall around Joe’s base or will Joe roast him with his epic redstone creations? Find out on our server, where politics and podcasts collide in a hilarious battle for supremacy! Don’t miss out on the chance to see these two legends go head-to-head in the most epic Minecraft showdown of all time!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty B /b/ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of /b/ not being able to handle your epic Minecraft skills? Well, look no further because this server is the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join us and start making the same posts every single day to assert your dominance in the most hilarious way possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a meme war that will go down in internet history! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

B L E A C H – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy! That’s right, these llamas have their own currency and you better believe they mean business.

But that’s not all, we also have a group of ninja villagers who protect the server from any griefers or trolls. They move so fast, you won’t even see them coming until it’s too late!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Et tu, Ishida…?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Sushi Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build your wildest dreams and battle creepers with your friends! Join us for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and turns your enemies into chickens.

Our server is like a virtual Japan, where you can immerse yourself in the language, culture, and daily life of this amazing country. Speak Japanese with your fellow players and learn new phrases while crafting epic castles and sushi restaurants.

In our last epic battle, a group of players rode into battle on giant sushi rolls and defeated the Ender Dragon with a barrage of ramen noodles. Will you be the next hero to save our server from destruction?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember to declare your allegiance to our server before making a new thread, and don’t forget to share the next link with your fellow adventurers. See you in the game!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	125

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minecraft SMP: Mormonism and Anime Fanatics

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a community that understands the true power of anime harems and polygamy? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we explore the wild world of Minecraft while discussing the rise of Mormonism and its connection to anime harems. Who knew that watching anime could lead to joining a polygamous cult? But hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

So come on, join our server and let’s dive deep into the world of harems, polygamy, and pixelated adventures. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret connection between anime and Mormonism while building your dream castle. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SolarTime server Minecraft

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SolarTime anarchy for you and your friends free free case

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

””> Filian But Boring Minecraft Server””

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is FILIAN-TASTIC! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. It was a wild and wacky adventure that they never wanted to end! So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then join us today! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious hijinks you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the filian fun begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

> Been A Working Adult For 5 Years Now… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a broke adult like this poor soul? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret hidden treasure worth over $10k waiting for you to find! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected riches along the way. Who needs a real job when you can become a Minecraft millionaire in our wacky world? Join now and start your journey to financial freedom (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8043	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Coomer Modders Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending hours modding your game just to stare at low-poly bimbos? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world filled with pixelated babes that will make your heart race faster than a creeper explosion. Say goodbye to troubleshooting mods and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So why waste time on outdated games when you can join us and have a blast? Plus, who needs porn when you have blocky beauties at your fingertips? Join now and start crafting your dream world today!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

No. 8823 7094 Minecraft SMP AnonCraft

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of cake, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?

So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3