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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8889 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!