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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 5097 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Just like this 26F gamer, who pretended to be someone else for 5 whole years and made lifelong friends in the process. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual friends who don’t even know your real name?
Join us and create your own identity crisis, because why be yourself when you can be a completely different person online? Plus, we have virtual blocks to build with, so you can distract yourself from the existential crisis of living a double life.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your moral compass, but who needs that anyway?).