join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
Buildings Constructed: 43 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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