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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 659 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).