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Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9350 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Ores Mined: | 3572 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).