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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 8264 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Mines Excavated: | 4805 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).