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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 5350 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).