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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 8018 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2853 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).