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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5945 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).