join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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