join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Potions Brewed: 64 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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