NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	351	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Potions Brewed:	167
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8276

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	5075
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	830

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5516	Villages Defended:	5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.