NoMoreNaturalFunctions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6180	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Animals Bred:	55	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4990	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Animals Bred:	99
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6152
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ores Mined:	2352

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	4284
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchantments Applied:	151
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	715226
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	3476

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9531
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!